iS tHe JuiCe RealLY wOrtH tHe SqueEZe?

The walk of shame almost comes hand in hand with college drinking. Some girls, and even some guys have all had to hang their heads and walk the streets wearing last nights outfit and smelling of really cheap whiskey. For some lucky people who had the unfortunate circumstance of going to a theme party dressed as a ho of some nature and not returning home get the pleasant experience of walking home as a ho or dressed as a boy.After a night of heavy drinking and engaging in scandalous activities with the opposite sex one must come to a realization (especially if again sober at this point)that the night has defiantly ended. The you have two choices; you can stay there and risk a possible awkward morning or leave an risk a possible sex offender wandering the streets at night. For men this is less likely to happen because I have checked the sex offender list in Moscow and there are no female rapists. Go figure. What you should have done in the first place was the classiest option of them all and that would be to go to your own house to sleep. Congrats to anyone who has ever accomplished this. On a Monday last week as I was walking home from my last class I noticed a certain sorority girl coming out of a certain fraternity dressed in her bed mates basketball shorts and tank top. It was 2:30 pm and I can only imagine how much of a winner she must have felt like. And if you stop to look around especially on a Saturday you will start to notice the hoards of students crawling out of the Moscow woodwork's trying to make it home. It looks like the great flood and all the animals are trying to get back safely to their ships. Except this ship is filled with promiscuous people not animals in sets of two. Some travel with regret written on their faces, others triumph, but either way, the next time you plan on going home with a stranger always ask yourself, "is the juice really worth the squeeze?"